Wulfweard the White

Monday, January 15, 2007

A college Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realising that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably out drinking beer with his mates."

Psychological Fact

Interesting Psychological Fact (that speaks volumes on the underestimation of the effects of estrogen)

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been canceled

Hard to swallow

Sunday, December 10, 2006

How to know you are stuck in the 80's

You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack
You're still bitter that Wham! broke up
You still type all of your letters on a Commodore 64
The only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man
A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video
You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch"
You're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up
You want to be Molly Ringwald/Matthew Broderick when you grow up
You enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night
You still think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis"
Every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"
You still sing comma, comma, comma to Karma Chameleon
You know that girls just wanna have fuh-un
You can do the Safety Dance
In your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2"
You want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand
Your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos
You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
You know ALF's real name
You can name all of the Thundercats
Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent
When you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when it doesn't talk back
Your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is to "Walk Like an Egyptian"
You still have a 'Choose Life' or 'Relax' tee-shirt
You're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik