American Evangelist Pat Robertson wants to introduce "cooler" versions of the Bible,including a Country-Western Bible.
Here are some verses:
Moses leads a mess o' kinfolk through a sea of red necks.
Jesus turned the water into Coors Light... and nobody noticed!
"Jesus did moan and wail and gnash his teeth for he knew not the steps to the Sandal-Scootin' Boogie."
"...and the burning bush his wife showed to Moses turned out to be naught but an infection of yeast."
"...and Jesus approached the tomb and yelled: 'Lazarus! Get your bony ass out here, boy!'"
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