Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Shine on, shine on Endor Moon

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Schhhhh

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The Dark Side's Disco Years

Wheel of Life

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mmmmm Cherry Pi

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ROFLMAO

This made me laugh lots.......
Sent to me by a friend

I have 2 Labrador Retrievers & I was buying a large bag of Winalot at Sainsbury's and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Mission Impossible 4

Tom Cruise desperate for work since his contract with Paramount is terminated...

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