How to know you are stuck in the 80's

1. You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack
2. You're still bitter that Wham! broke up
3. You still type all of your letters on a Commodore 64
4. The only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man
5. A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video
6. You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch"
7. You're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up
8. You want to be Molly Ringwald/Matthew Broderick when you grow up
9. You enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night
10. You still think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis"
11. Every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"
12. You still sing comma, comma, comma to Karma Chameleon
13. You know that girls just wanna have fuh-un
14. You can do the Safety Dance
15. In your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2"
16. You want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand
17. Your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos
18. You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
19. You know ALF's real name
20. You can name all of the Thundercats
21. Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent
22. When you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when it doesn't talk back
23. Your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is to "Walk Like an Egyptian"
24. You still have a 'Choose Life' or 'Relax' tee-shirt
25. You're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik

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