Sung to 'When I need Love'
When I need pants
I look in my case and I find some
And all that I want are before me
They’re only a hand stretch away
When I need pants
I hold out my hands
And I ask you
I never knew I had run out of my pants
Not even a pair for today
Miles & miles of empty space in between us
Swearing doesn’t sway you at all
But you know I won’t be staying here forever
I’m not a lout
Turn them inside out
Just like you do
When I need pants
I can’t wash the skid marks before you
And all that I want is a fresh pair babe
It’s all that I want for today
It’s not easy when your bowel is irregular
Honey that’s a heavy load that I bear
But you know I won’t be skid marked forever
I’m not a lout
Turn them inside out
Just like you do
Oh I need pants….
When I need pants
I go to M&S
and I buy pants
I never knew there was so many pants
Keeping my bum clean night & day
When I need pants
I don’t want to become an arsehole
Keeping my bum clean night & day
I just hold out my hands
I just hold out my hands
And plead with you BB
Yes plead with you BB
and All I get from you
Is a large cheque to be on my way
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