- All English Men over 14 are meant to carry out 2 hours longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
- London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
- It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises.
- It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
- Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
- A bed may not be hung out of a window.
- It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
- Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the 25th of December.
- Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
- It is illegal to leave baggage unattended, and picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
- It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
- It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
- Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime. (Repealed)
And specific areas of the country...
Chester
- You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Hereford
- You can shoot a Welsh person all day, but only on Sunday, with a Longbow, in the Cathedral Close.
London
- You are considered a freeman if you can drive your geese down Cheapside and to be hanged with silk rope (as opposed to plain old hemp).
- Companies may vote in local elections.
York
- Upon sight of a Scotsman, it is still legal to shoot him with a bow and arrow, except on Sundays.
Scotland
- You may not fish on Sundays.
- It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
- Trespassing on someone else's land is legal.
- You are presumed guilty until proven innocent for some crimes.
- If someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your commode, you must let them enter
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