- If we're not supposed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?
- A bore is someone who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.--Henry Ford
- I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
- Politicians should do two terms - one in office and one in jail!
- The number one cause of divorce is marriage.
- I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
- I'll finish that project tomorrow, I've made enough mistakes today!
- Life is way too short to date ugly people.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Shallow thoughts
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