10 Signs that your work mates don't like you

1. You find they have installed razor wire and broken glass atop your ajoining cubicle wall
2. A member of Rentakill turns up at your office door with orders to kill a little rat
3. Dr. Kivorkian's phone number has been added to your speed dialing.
4. Your morning routine involves removing darts from pictures of your family.
5. Your secret Santa is always the smelly guy who cleans the toilets
6. The water cooler near your office is only used by you and tastes funny
7. There is always odd yellow froth on your capuccinos.
8. You constantly have to move power and network cables that lay across the door of your office.
9. Some one has put a funny sign over your desk "You don't have to be mad to work here, but we wish you didn't"
10. When you go on holiday the rest of the office throws a party