Thursday, May 18, 2006

Paul & Heather

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are to split and the Jokes are coming thick and fast.

"What has 3 legs and lives on a farm"?

Paul says " If she thinks she is taking me to the cleaners, she hasn't a leg to stand on"!

Heather says "I blame the split up over the fact I haven't got my leg over for ages".

Paul's Poem

We lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.



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