Childrens books that didn't quite make it.

Charlotte's Web of Lies & Deceit
Charlie and the Third World Nike Factory
Alice's Adventures in Caesar's Palace
Ali Baba and the 1,000 Arab Stereotypes
Babar, the Ivory Coat Rack
Kermit the Frog and the Hot Skillet of Foaming Butter
The Little Train Who Couldn't, But It's Okay Because It Happens to Every Train Once in Awhile
Puce in Boots
Little Red in Da Hood
Snow White and the Seven Intoxicated Mexicans
Hansel and Gretel and Hansel's Special Friend Sven
Harriet the Stalker
Larry the Leper Needs a Hand
Ninety-Nine Horny Blue Men in Tight White Pants: Smurfette's Confessions
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup
The Preschool of Dr. Moreau
Nancy Drew and the Mysterious Case of Recurring Crabs
Journey to the Centre of Birmingham
Richard Scarry's Busiest Taxidermist Ever
The Famous Five get ASBO's