10 reasons why old people should have children

1. The average baby sleeps 2.5 hours the same as an OAP.
2. Most OAP's are deaf.
3. Most OAP's know how to deal with excess dribbling.
4. The smell of nappies is nothing once you have changed a Colostomy bag.
5. Babies will love their mashed food
6. Incontinence pants can be used as nappies.
7. Child benefit would boost their pensions
8. Mobility scooters make good prams
9. The flashing lights at the bingo hall will fascinate baby for hours
10. There is no need for maternity/paternity leave

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