Saturday, January 28, 2006

Body MOT

by prydwen

The BBC announced today that the Government is to offer the population of the UK a Health MOT at 5 points in a persons life. This would allow them to offer help on diet and exercise.

My body is a temple and as such I undergo the following exercise program.

Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.

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