Funny Sayings

- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

- Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

- Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

- Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

- The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as warning to others.

- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

- Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.