A woman was looking to smarten up her bedroom and after decorating it in a 'gothic' style she decided she need a mirror to match.
Her husband, who was big in the city, gave her a credit card and told her to go out and get the mirror of her choice.
After searching from one antique shop to another she finally fell in love with a mirror in a shop down Portabello Road.
"How much"? shae asked the shop keeper.
"£1,500"! said the man.
"Thats very expensive for a mirror"! She said.
" Ah, yes! But it is a magic mirror", he said. "Anything you say in rhyme whilst looking in it will come true".
She brought the mirror and took it home, hanging it on the back of the bedroom door.
The lady then decided to get dressed up for her husbands return.
Whilst undressing she looked at her naked body in the mirror, and noting the small size of her breasts said. "Mirror, mirror on the door make my tits a 44"! Suddenly whoosh her breasts instantly grew in size....
Gobsmaked she quickly put on a night-robe and went down stairs to await her husband.
When the man finally got home he got the shock of his life. "Bloody hell! Where did you get those"? He asked.
She explained about the mirror and its magical powers and he thought I want a bit of this.
Now the gent was over-endowed in the manhood region so he stripped off in fron of the mirror and looking down said.
"Mirror, mirror on the door make my dick touch the floor"!
And his legs fell off.
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