What if Condoms were sponsored!

by prydwen
KFC condom "Finger lickin' good."
Avis condom "We try harder."
Nike condoms "Just do it."
Access condoms "Your flexible friend."
Audi condoms “Vorsprung dick technik.”
Brylcreem condoms “A little dab'll do ya.
Burger King condoms “Have it your way.”

Microsoft condoms “Where do you want me to go today?”
BMW condoms "The ultimate driving machine."
Braniff Airlines condoms "When you got it, flaunt it."
L'Oréal condoms "Because I'm worth it."
Egg Marketing Board condoms "Go to work on an egg."
Guinness condoms "It's good for you."
Heineken condoms "Heineken refreshes the parts other condoms cannot reach."
Volkswagen condoms "Think small."
Visa condoms “It's everywhere you want to be.”
AT&T condoms “Reach out and touch someone.”
American Express condom "Don't leave home without it."
Apple Macintosh condoms "Think different."
Cadbury's Milk Tray condoms "And all because the lady loves Milk Tray."
Carlsberg condom "Probably the best condom in the world."
Castlemaine XXXX condoms "Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else."
Charmin condoms "Please don't squeeze the Charmin."
Clairol condom "Does she or doesn't she?"
Courage Tavern Ale condoms "It's what your right arm's for."
Esso condom "Put a tiger in your tank."
Hat Council condom "If you want to get ahead, get a hat."
Knirps condoms "You can break a brolly but you can't k-nacker a Knirps."
Radio Times condoms "If it's on, it's in."
Schweppes condoms "Schhh...You-Know-Who."
Smarties condoms "WotalotIgot!"
Tango condoms "You know when you've been Tango'd."
Wendy's condoms "Where's the beef?"
Zanussi condoms "The appliance of science."
Peugeot condoms "The Ride of your life".
Ronseal condoms "Does what it says on the packet".