A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in
Las Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated,
she exclaims, "can my luck be any worse?!?
What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down,
suggests, "I don't know...why don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed
by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won!
He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she
all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money
on 29, and 36 came up.
Then she just fainted!"
Saturday, December 31, 2005
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1 comment:
LMAO
If it is wishes that makes you to dream
If it is wishes that makes you to hope
Happy new year with dreams all around
Happy new year with hopes all around
Here is my wish to dream and to hope.
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