I fought the lawn and the lawn won

by prydwen

Found this wonderful tee shirt design whilst browsing

and then found a parady to the Clash song....

The grass kept growing in the hot sun
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won

I spread fertilizer about six times
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won

The weeds started sprouting in a marathon
I pulled them one by one
I sprayed 50 gallons of Weed-B-Gone
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won

I killed the whole yard in a defeat
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won

I paved it over with concrete
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won

A green, thick lawn like my neighbor has
I always wanted one
But all I got was a pain in the grass
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won