Hugh Jazz, Dick Hertz, Hugh G. Rection, Connie Lingus, Dewanna Dewitt, Jack Mehoff, Ima Cumming, Buster Cherry, Neil Downaneater
A guy changing his name to "Midlands Bank PLC Are Fascist Bastards" so they'd have to put it on his chequebook and statements etc, because they wouldn't grant him an overdraft.
A man in central China has been refused permission to name his son "@" because it cannot be translated into Mandarin - as the law demands.
And to round this off I list below actual names of individuals that have passed through the Judicial system of Chicago....These are real names...
Aheavy Hampton , Al Pacino Smith , Alan Fierce (Attorney), April Showers, April Furst, Aquarius Waters, Armin Hand , Barefoot Sanders ( U.S. Judge in Texas), Battleship Gray, Bobcat Rucker, Brain Cancer, His mother wanted to name him Brian, but spelled it wrong, Bunker Hill, Buster Hyman, Candy Barr , Candy Kane , Carmel Crisp, Cherry Veronica Coke , Chester Fields, Dick Daley (Actually Mayor Daley uses the name Richie or Rich) Condor Soaring, Crystal Clear, Daisy Field , Dill Pickle, Doomsday Jones ,Dr. Kneebone, Chiropractor,
Dr. Waters, Urologist , Dr. Mangle, Chiropractor, Dr Hyman, Gynaecologist,
Dr. Carver, Forensic Pathologist, Dr Bonebreaker , Dr. Winke, Optometrist ,
Dr. Roger Slaughter, Trauma ward physician at Cook County Hospital, Dr. M. Cholera ,
Dr. Noble Emdee , Dr. Goldfinger, Gynecologist , Earl E. Bird, Head of an animal rights group, Enola Gay Bender , Flavius Freeman , Forest Ranger , Gary Cowman, spokesperson, National Cattleman’s Association, Gene Poole, Genghis Kahn Harris, Gonorrhea Jones, Halitosis Harris, Hugh Munn (He is the South Carolina Law Enforcement spokesman}, Iona Ford, Iwona Kus, Jesse James, (Treasurer of the State of Texas ) Kitty Chow, Kris Kringle , Lance Boyle ,
Legover Moses, Lolly Popp & Sody Popp (Sisters) , Mary Christmas, Mercedes Bens,
Narcissus Love, One Nite O. Love Washington, Pearly White (Afro-American school principal) Pink Oliphant , Precious Valentine, Princess Pimpinella Hohenholoe , Randy Radish,
Rip Van Johnson,
Rosie Cheeks, (While she was locked up in Cook County Jail she still managed to get pregnant) Rufus T. Firefly, This was a character name used by Groucho Marks but some poor person has this for their real name, Rupert Roach, (Arrested with a small amount of cannabis),
Stillborn McGhee, Swing Dickey , Toyota Crudup, Varmit Nelson,
Vicki Fucks (Manager at Midwest Magazine Services for WorkBench Magazine),
Virgin Fullalove , Whatcha McCallum, Willie B Long , Willie Bandit, Willie Oneway, Willie Die, Zhiavago Rambo, Zippidy Doda Day Jr. Zippidy Doda Day Sr.
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