Mad Things to Do in an Lift

- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Quiet, all of YOU! Just stop it!"
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Greet everyone getting on the lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can a put a 10p up your nose.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the lift.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.