Thursday, March 09, 2006

Fairy Tale update

Little Bo Peep hasn't lost a sheep since she embedded silicon identity chips in them.

Cinderella found her prince on Match.com - and gets her slippers on-line from Prada

Hansel and Gretel now use GPS rather than breadcrumbs but have said they have had problems stuffing the wicked witch into her microwave oven.

To avoid travel stress, Alice now plans her Wonderland vacation with lastminute.com.

Jack's diversified into bioengineering after the beanstalk breakthrough.

Old McDonald uses voice recognition to make ordering easy at his agricultural auction site http://www.eieio.com.

Charlotte now uses the web as a motivational speaker at tech conferences around the world.

The Pied Piper is in copyright litigation after his tunes were bootlegged on Napster.

King Arthur has replaced that expensive round table with satellite videoconferencing.

Gulliver is blogging for the rights of vertically challenged individuals worldwide.

Jack and Jill now have Evian delivered by tesco.net.

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