- I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
- Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
- There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
- Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
- Accept is that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
- Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
- Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
- My Reality Check bounced.
- On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
- I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
- Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
- Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Funny words of wisdom
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