Funny

by prydwen

My wife left me... I don't understand.

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was
not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway,
I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home
from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt
and saw £45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't
given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty
for you."

I told her, "Fuck, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back

Tags: Funny, Humor, Joke