Childrens books that never made it.

by prydwen @ 02/03/2006 - 20:48:58

• Charlotte's Web of Lies & Deceit
• Charlie and the Third World Nike Factory
• Harry Potter and the Little Actor Who Grew up to Become a bitter and twisted
• Alice's Adventures in Caesar's Palace Hotel & Casino
• Ali Baba and the 1,000 Arab Stereotypes
• Babar, the Ivory Coat Rack
• The Little Train Who Couldn't, But It's Okay Because It Happens to Every Train Once in Awhile
• Little Red in Da Hood
• Jack & the Re-fried Bean Burrito
• Hansel and Gretel and Hansel's Special Friend Sven
• Harriet the Stalker
• Ninety-Nine Horny Blue Men in Tight White Pants: Smurfette's Confessions
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup and other recipes
• The Preschool of Dr. Moreau
• Nancy Drew and the Mysterious Case of Recurring Lice
• Richard Scarry's Busiest Taxidermist Ever
• The Lion, the Witch and Ikea

Tags: Funny, Humor, Joke